What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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sure!

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Justin Bieber

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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nice tits.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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