- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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