- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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