- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Sarah Palin

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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