You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

xavier stop

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

q ggggggggggggggggg

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Anti Joke

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