Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Refrigerator

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Anti Joke

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