I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Woman's Rights

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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