- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Church.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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