What does two plus two equal? 4

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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