Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Jake. Walsh.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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