you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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9/11.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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