Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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You just read this ..

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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