i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

There's a god, just kidding.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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