Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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