Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

There's a god, just kidding.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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