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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Justin Bieber

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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