Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What swims in the ocean? Fish

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

i have a christmas tree.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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