What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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