Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

I <3 Hitler

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

what did the old lady die of old age...

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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