- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

run farther?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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