What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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your mom died.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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