- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

kcuf read it backwards

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

guess what chicken butt

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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