- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

when debbie meets downer

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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