Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Hitler

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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I am a women

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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