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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Where's my tractor?

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

The Christian Bible.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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