A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

A man makes a sandwich.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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