Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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