Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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