Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Jaden McMichael

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I would rape her

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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