- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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