- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Oh, right

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

KKK

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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