-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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watch me nae nae

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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