- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Take this and put it- No.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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