whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Fags are gay.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Apple.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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