Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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