- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

rose are red violets should be purple

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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