- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Scientology.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What did the clock say? The time.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What is the difference between a duck?

verry nice how mUCH?

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Knock knock What

A disabled man walks into a bar.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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