Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nice weather we're having.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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whats 2+2? 4

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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