What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Obama

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Anti Joke

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