- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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