How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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liam buchan is gay !

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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