Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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FAP

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Ebola

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Land Rovers

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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