What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Turn around.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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