whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Penis.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Farts smell bad!

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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