Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

A Banana wrote this...

What time is it? 10:58

don't look behind you

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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