Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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fabien

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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BWAT

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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