why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Potato

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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test

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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What is worse than hell?

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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