What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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