Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Anti Joke

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