- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

This is my joke. funny

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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